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Mpendulove
Mpendu love n frnds laugh til u s**t

Group Founder: mpendcub
Description: Good laughs
Group Type: Public
Members: 76
Category: Fun > Jokes

delivery mix up (3) thamie_d
The mailman rings the door bell and says 'i hv a parcel here but the name on it is obliterated' The house owner replyz 'cant b 4 me then! my name is filifulu!

OLD AGE2 (2) filifulu
She's in her 70's and her boyfriend is 85. This particular night they planned to have s*x. The dude goes to the bathroom to prepare while she waits in bed. He is taking long so she goes to get him. W...

crzy scul boy (0) thamie_d
Teacher: not many people knw ths but thrs no difficulty in the world we cant overcome schoolboy: realy hv u ever tried 2 squeeze the toothpaste back into the tube sir?

Shake hands (4) mpendcub
A teacher is tryn 2 teach gud manners asks d studens: Mike if u were on a date having supper with a nice lady how would u tell her that u have to go to the bathroom? :just a minute i have 2 go pee: th...

I bet u 0 (1) mpendcub
2 guys r in a bar n both r watching tv when the news comes on. It shows a guy on a bridge on the verge of jumping, obviously about 2 commit suicide. 1st guy: il bet u $100 he'l jump: 2nd guy :bet u £...

The mother (7) mpendcub
A young boy's parrot was lying on its back at the bottom of the cage its legs pointing up wards. The boy asked his father dad when birds die y do their feet always point upwards?' 'well, so that God c...

Old age (1) filifulu
Naughty Tony asks his grandpa, papa, do you n granny still lungula? Grandpa says yes we still do n enjoy The now intrigued tony asks how is that possible papa, doesnt the dumpy thing affect ur athri...

rain coat (4) rania82
unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a 1st baby......luk dad is cming 2nd baby reply......u stupid...is neighbour uncle.......coz dad dnt wear raincoat....hahahaha

Doctor n students (1) fenders
A doctor teachin medical students said to them.Doctor: 1st thing u must learn is 2 remove ur fear. Then he inserts his finger into the of a corps & licks it.Doctor: now u do it.All the students ...

News headline (3) fenders
A 75 yr old man had s*x wit his 72 yr old wife he s*cked hr breast nd died !News headline says:75 yr old men died of drinkin expired milk.

EXAM (3) rania82
I magine in an exam rum we were asked 2 draw a male reproducn organ!a guy bept 2b in his leg looking @it seriously,a lady shouted!sir....he is copyng 4m the original.HA HA HA.

b*tt cheek (1) fenders
What did the 1 b*tt cheek say to the other cheek? If we stick together we can stop this

Wat a n day (2) amandaz
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed that way for half of an hour. A big man then came n drink his drink. The poor man started crying. The big man said: come on man, i was...

couple (3) rania82
a couple just married was happy with the WHOLE THING.....he was happy wit HOLE and SHE was happy wit THE THING....ha ha ha ha ha

RAPE. (2) rania82
Boy ask 2 girl-darlng....what is RAPE??Girl reply.....its the wrong man at the right place....ha ha ha ha

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